Not only can parents make a tidy profit on their youngsters, but the culinary experience will make Ireland a hot spot for tourists. These kids are delicacies, after all, and delicacies don't come cheaply. Even better, the author calculates exactly how much a child should weigh to serve the maximum number of guests.īest of all, raising children for food will give the Irish economy a substantial boost. A friend of the author passes on some very helpful suggestions regarding stewing, roasting, baking, and boiling methods. If you're not sure how to cook a child, don't worry. It's all good, because only 100,000 Irish children out of the population will be set aside for dinner. If you aren't entirely convinced right away, he proceeds to spell out the benefits. Luckily, the author has come up with an excellent way to put the brats to good use: raise them as food for wealthy citizens. A Modest Proposal begins by lamenting the sad fate of the poverty-stricken Irish who have to spend all their time looking for food to stuff in their kids' mouths.
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